Oct 25th / 17,665 notes †Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
Original poster: tommilsom
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