tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

 Oct 25th / 17,665 notes †
Reblogged from: nickmooregasm
Original poster: tommilsom


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