January 2012
people irl: lets hang out
me: no
people on the internet: let's hang out
me: OMG I FUCKING WISH I LOVE YOU UGH WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY
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blackmormon:
sometimes i stay up on facebook thinking certain people are going to want to talk to me but they dont and i end up going to bed at 4am
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Sometimes I hate Tumblr. I'm almost 100% certain I...
No more white people in 2012.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
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every episode of pawn stars ever
seller: i have here this rusty clock thing that was touched by the pope in 1700
buyer: okay let me just call in my buddy here who's an expert on rusty things that were touched by the pope in 1700 to have a look at it
mom: did you just take your laptop into the bathroom
me: look mom i either bring the laptop to the bathroom or bring the bathroom to the laptop if you catch my drift